Thursday 7 April 2011

7th April 2011 Round-Up

1. FX announces a new show!

FX has announced that it will air Falling Skies in the UK. The show is produced by Steven Spielberg and follows a group of survivors after an alien attack! Here's a preview! It looks rather good I think. 


Begins sometime during the Summer I believe! Look out for it. 

2. Lady GaGa wants to be in Modern Family.

If you don't know what Modern Family is, or if you haven't seen it, then you haven't lived clearly because it's one of the funniest TV shows going at the minute, and the world's biggest pop star wants a cameo! Star of the show Jesse Tyler Ferguson revealed that GaGa contacted the producers and asked for a cameo or some way to get involved with the show. However, Ferguson said that he did not believe it could happen as he explained it wouldn't really fit in with the show for Lady GaGa to just pop up. 


That said though, there is a Lady GaGa storyline coming up, where Jesse's character Mitchell has tickets to see her on concert, but his partner Cameron is ill and can't go, so Mitchell knocks him out with drugs and goes to the concert anyway! Let's be honest, who wouldn't do that? I think it might be cool if she does make an appearance during that episode. It could fit in really well actually and it certainly help in the ratings! Btw Modern Family airs at 8:30PM on Sky1 on Fridays!

3. Uh oh!

Lil Wayne has been forced to cancel several shows in the UK according to reports! Not because of lack of ticket sales or anything like that, no, our beloved government (I am being sarcastic here) do not want him in our country! LOL. He was denied a visa to enter the UK, for those shows and a promotion tour for his upcoming album because of his recent stint in jail for gun possession. Naughty Naughty! Are we really bothered? I only know one person who actually does like Lil Wayne.

4. We've got our own show's bitches!

It's been rumoured for some time now but now MTV have officially announced that Jersey Shore cast members DJ Pauly D and Snooki and JWoww have been given their own spin-off reality shows!


Cameras will follow DJ Pauly D and his friends around while on a tour of the country Djing in various clubs. Cameras will also follow Snooki and JWoww living in a house together away from the shore! Both series have been given 12 episode orders and will air in 2012! Does this mean the end of Jersey Shore though? Time will tell. I hope not though!

TOWIE 6th April 2011

WARNING! This programmes contains flash cars, big watches and Harry in a leotard. The tan you see might be fake, but the people are all real although some of what they do has been set up purely for your entertainment. 

Previously:
  • Lydia had an argument with Arg because she thinks he doesn't love her anymore. :(
  • Joey Essex is still pining after Lucy.
  • Big drama between Kirk and Lauren Pope!
Cue Titles!

What happened:
  • Joey Essex is incredibly vain. That is all. Reem is my new favourite word. 
  • Lauren Pope and Maria discuss last night events, both looking like they would in the morning. WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT?
  • Lucy tells Sam what happens last night! Giggles all round. Lesbianism is suggested. I agree. 
  • Joey Essex cannot take his eyes of the mirror. Amazing. 
  • Mark and 'Larg' play golf. My days.
  • Lydia and Lauren talk about 'Larg'.
  • IT'S HARRY'S BIRTHDAY! Harry and Amy check out a venue for his party. Bitch knows what he wants
  • Ahh one of those famous Essex phone calls between 'Larg' and Lydia. WHERE'S MR DARCY? 
  • Mark and Lauren are looking for a dog. This can only end in disaster. 
  • Kirk arrives in his pimp car and talks to Lauren Pope. Knob cheese.
  • Mark and Lauren annoy they hell out of me but they've chosen the cutest dog ever!
  • Lauren Pope is stupid if she gets back with Kirk and I will start not to like her.
  • Amy, Sam and Harry are talking about his party! I can't believe he's only 17!
  • Lauren Pope and Maria talk about Kirk. Boring me now. 
  • Oh. My. Days, Harry is dressed as Lady GaGa. Brilliant. On to the party!
  • So here's the crack. It's Harry's birthday and there's obviously a fancy dress theme! Harry is Lady GaGa, Jess is Marilyn Monroe, Lydia is Legally Blonde, Arg is Fred Flinstone, Mark and Lauren are John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John from Grease, Lucy is Betty Boop, Amy is Jessica Rabbit, Gemma is a playboy bunny (SKANK), Sam is Ursula Andress (what is that?), Billie is Wonder Woman, Lauren Pope is Pamela Anderson from Baywatch, Kirk is Superman, Maira is Geri Halliwell, Joey Essex is Beach Ken, Chloe is Lara Croft and last but definitely not least NANNY PAT IS THE QUEEN!!
  • Everyone is here, let the party commence!
  • Lydia and Mark talk about the Arg situation. 
  • Joey Essex talks to  Lucy! Tells her she's missed the boat, after she tells him she likes him! Amazing.
  • Harry performs a Lady GaGa dance. Nice. 
  • Lydia and Arg get back together. Yay!
  • Happy Birthday Harry!! 
  • Kirk and Maria have an awkward conversation and a fight. Lovely. 
  • Ohmylordy. STEAMY KISS BETWEEN SAM AND JOEY ESSEX! (while Mark watches) :O
That's your lot. See you next Sunday!