The Lindsay Lohan Saga - Released From Rehab

So much for 90 days!


Much like her prison sentence, her rehab stay was cut short. She stayed 22 days!


Make her stay the full 90. She'll never learn if you keep releasing her early!


I'm only thinking of her. She was decent from the Mean Girls days. But ever since she turned lesbian she went down hill. What does that tell you? She needs a man and no Brody Jenner, I don't mean you!


What do you think about Lindsay? How long will it be before she's in court again or jail? What will it take to sort that mess out?

Ultimate Big Brother - The Beginning

When I first heard about Ultimate Big Brother I could not have been more excited. My favourite housemates living together and competing for champion of champions? What is not to love!


The cast of UBB has been kept very secret. You might remember a week or so ago I posted a blog which included a promo poster for UBB. It fueled my excitement that some of those people would be back and I am kind of disappointed. 

So first of all we have Josie, the winner of Big Brother 11!

She left the Big Brother house crowned the winner of the current series, had her interview with Davina and then made her way back into the house! She was literally outside for 20 minutes! Josie deserves to be there so much! She is a legend and rightfully takes her place amongst other Big Brother legends... or so we thought!




Next to enter the house was Chantelle Houghton, the winner of Celebrity Big Brother 4!

Chantelle went into the CBB house as a non celebrity. The twist that year was, send in a normal girl and make her other housemates believe she is a celebrity like them! Brilliant! It worked too since she won! Since leaving the house originally she got married to Preston from the Ordinary Boy's whom she met in the house. They divorced after 9 months. Chantelle also modeled and acted. She was a nice enough girl in CBB4 and still is I presume so not a bad choice but I would have preferred someone else. Definitely not the best Big Brother has to offer. 




Next to enter was Preston from Celebrity Big Brother 4! 

YES! You read correct! As Chantelle went in, next to follow her was only her bloody ex-husband! GENIUS! This is just draaamaaa waiting to happen and kudos on Big Brother for doing that. While I take no joy in a couple's marriage failing, seeing these two in the house together will be enjoyable! Preston is from the band The Ordinary Boys, who did that song and then split up but got back together again after Preston got 'famous' and then split again as soon as we forgot who he was. Another reunion perhaps? Haha.




Next to get back in the house was Nadia Almada who won Big Brother 5!

The girl/former man who showers in stiletto's is back! And it's fantastic to see her. Nadia, who is from Portugal (which is where I'm off to on holiday a week today) used to be a man. Get over it! Every person to their own I say. It doesn't make a difference to me what so ever. I love Nadia for who she is. She is one of my favourite housemates ever! Did you know she released a song? You should listen to it! It's a fantastic song. Go Nadia!




Next to go back was Brain Dowling, the winner of Big Brother 2!

Another one of my favourite housemates ever! Brian is just amazing. He won the first series I ever watched! He's just a funny, nice guy. After winning, Brian went into presenting. He presented SMTV: Live and many other things. He also continued taking part in reality shows, such as Hell's Kitchen! Brian is going to be a great housemate! He's witty and hilarious. What is there not to love!




Next to enter was Ulrika Johnson, winner of Celebrity Big Brother 6!

Ulrika Johnson is one of these people where you either like or her don't. I like her. I have no problem with her. She never really crossed my radar until CBB6. She seemed a decent enough person and I was glad she won. Ulrika can be seen on Shooting Stars which is a weird terrible show :| 




Next in was Makosi Musambasi who came 3rd in Big Brother 6!

Most famous for having "sexual intercourse" with Anthony Hutton in the pool and then asking for a pregnancy test, Makosi was a decent housemate. Full of draaamaaa which is want we love, but so annoying. She hasn't really done anything since leaving the house. (She couldn't even remember what series she was in) I dont expect her to do well in UBB, but good luck to her. And for crying out loud do not let her in the pool. 




Next to come back was John McCririck who took part in Celebrity Big Brother 3!

The less said about this 'thing' the better. As he said when we went in, "JOHN OUT! JOHN OUT!" Vile man.




Moving on, next to enter was Coolio who finished 3rd in Celebrity Big Brother 6!

Has-been. 




Next to enter was Nikki Grahame, who finished 5th in Big Brother 7!

My favourite housemate ever! I was waiting all night for her to arrive. "WHO IS SHE?" Nikki is a serious contender to win this. She's a legend in her own right. Since leaving Big Brother, she went on to have her own show, won a National Television Award and wrote 2 books! I love Nikki. 




Finally the last person to enter was Nick Bateman from Big Brother 1!

Nasty Nick is back. He was on the scene before my time. I started watching from series 2, but Nasty Nick is a big part of Big Brother history and I pretty much know everything. Once the most hated man in Britain for writing names on a piece of paper ( god we were easily shocked back then) Nick is back and I suppose he has a right to be there. I'm glad they have someone from the first series. 


So that's your lot. What do you think? Are you happy with the Ultimate Big Brother housemates? Who would you change? Let us know. 


P.S: Word is 2 more housemates will enter the house after the first eviction on Friday! So make sure you watch!

Big Brother 2010 - The Final

Note: I think I'll do the final of BB and the start of Ultimate BB in separate posts so look out for the next one!

Okay! So Big Brother Series 11 is over and done with -silently cries-

As you know from previous posts and general knowledge, the 5 finalists were Andrew, Dave, JJ, Josie and Mario!

5th Place:

Andrew! I was kind of surprised when Davina called his name for 5th place. I was expecting JJ. Andrew was a decent housemate but didn't really do anything. Still, well done to him!

4th Place:

JJ! Like I just said, I expected him to come 5th but 4th is good enough I suppose. I'm just glad he didn't get further. He's a nice enough bloke and all but come on. He won't be remembered will he? Only thing going for him, is he knows Aston from JLS! 

3rd Place:

Mario! Uuugh. My hate for Mario grows every time I see his face. I'm so happy he didn't win! He never deserved to, he never deserved to be there. He's a massive fake and even the housemates branded him a snake today after they revealed their nominations. Played the game and failed! I laugh at his attempt. Loser.

2nd Place:

Dave! I'm so happy Dave came 2nd. GLORY! He has transformed during his time in the house. He went in a fat, scary monk man and came out a not so fat, not so scary and actually decent person. He annoyed me at first as everyone does (except Josie) but as time went on Dave was definitely one of my favourites. Good luck to him in whatever he chooses to do next!

and the winner is with a staggering 77.5% of the vote...

JOSIE! I knew she would win since Day 1 and I'm honestly not just saying that because she's just won. Josie is a legend. I would love to be her friend. She's a genuine, nice, good hearted person who has the best laugh and sense of humor I've known in all of Big Brother. During her interview when Davina asked what she planned to do with her winnings, Josie said she would give £20,000 to her charity and pay for Steve's legs! Good for her! This a fantastic example when Josie deserved to win and why she is such a nice person. Beautiful girl! Marry me? Also good luck to her in Ultimate Big Brother! It's tough competition but just getting there is an achievement in it's self. Well Done girl! <3 

Check out Josie's Best Bits and see why I think what I do!

So the last series of Big Brother is finished. It's been a cracking year to say the least. 

We've had 21 housemates, 3 walked, 1 left due to injury, 2 escaped, 1 came back. 

We had a flood!

We had amazing tasks!

We had the Tree of Temptation!

We had Bob Righter

We had Sam Pepper!!!! 

We've had tears, laughter, drama, fights and good times. 

Fantastic series! Do you agree? Are you happy Josie won? Let us know :)

Easy A

My friend posted this trailer on my facebook wall today.





It's a film called Easy A which stars a whole load of people we love!

• Emma Stone who starred in The House Bunny!
• Penn Badgley who stars is Gossip Girl!
• Amanda Bynes who starred in lots of things!
• Cam Gigandet who was in The OC and Twlight!
• Lisa Kudrow who obviously played Phoebe from FRIENDS!
• Malcolm MacDowell who was in  the dearly departed Heroes!
• Alyson Michalka from Aly and AJ!
• Stanley Tucci who was in The Devil Wear Prada!
• Dan Byrd who was in Cinderella Story and currently stars in Cougar Town!
• and other people we don't know. 

Those people along make us want to see this movie! 

Out 22nd October 2010!

Oh My Goodness!

Excited Much?!

Yes is deed! Feast your eyes on this....



Coming soon?! Soon isn't soon enough!

Boys you have certainly been missed! I am sooo excited and can't wait for the 3rd series of The Inbetweeners to be on my TV!

Who else is excited?!

Turn it up!

I L-O-V-E this song it's such a tune!

It's Swedish House Mafia feat. Pharrell - One (Your name)

How cool?

Press play, turn up the volume and tell me if you love it too!

Owchie!

Whilst playing a show in Nuremberg Germany last month Pink took a nasty fall offstage!



She was taken straight to hospital afterwards and luckily just escaped serious injury!

Be careful next time love!

Big Brother 2010 - Housemates Get Their Hair Did.

As part of their Perfect Day, the Big Brother finalists have been getting their hair cut and styled by the famous hairdresser Lee Stafford!... Yeah I don't know who he is either but never mind, he's not important. Let's look at the results!

Verdict: Sweeping fringe? No. Just No. You look more of a gorm than you did before. :|

Verdict: I dislike Mario, therefore I dislike his hair. Prick. 

Verdict: What's changed? Tidied up yes but no difference. 

Verdict: Glory! Dave's looking much better now. 

Verdict: BABE AND A HALF. The girl finally gets her roots done and she looks stunning. JOISE TO WIN.


What do you think of the new hair doo's?

Nadine Coyle signs Record Deal with Tesco. We All Laugh

It has been reported that Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud has signed a record deal with Tesco the supermarket. I can't help but laugh. Tesco? Seriously? Who knew they even had a record label? :|

Word of advice from me to you yeah? Don't even bother with your solo album. Nobody will buy it and you will never have the same success as Cheryl Cole, so dont embarrass your self by trying. Get back with Girls Aloud and make more music there. It's long over due. Stop being selfish by living the life in LA with all your Irish Pubs. Think of your Girls Aloud fans and how they've been there since the days of Pop Idol: The Rivals. You owe it to them to get back with the girls and make good music! Think of Nicola Roberts! What on earth is she going to do if the band splits? Cheryl has her solo career and X Factor, Sarah Harding has her "acting" and Kimberly Walsh has her presenting. What does she have? Nothing. So be nice. Put this on hold until Girl Aloud end. THEN you can release your solo album and I can continue to judge you :) . 

The X Factor - It's Back

We've been waiting!

The X Factor is back!!! It returned to our screens tonight! And oh my days are we in for a treat! The auditions are much funnier!



Watch this... The singing is painful, and out of tune but it doesn't fail to make us laugh!

Wait for the reaction, it's funnier than the performance!

Enjoy!

I shall be updating every Saturday with updates on The X Factor!



Watch this too it's hilarious!

We are so glad it's back on our screens! Are you all watching it too? What do you think of the auditions? Tell us what you think! :D

Big Brother 2010 - Semi Finals

and this is the result.

So the semi final was tonight and I missed it all but quickly caught up when I got in.


First, Andrew got a place in the final. Andrew is just there. He's not exactly entertaining but he seems a nice enough person. 


Steve was evicted. Steve has done nothing for the past 10 weeks. In some highlight shows, I barely notice he's there. The way he was perving on Keeley (remember her?) was disgraceful! He was yet another waste of housemate. I'm glad he didn't make it to the final.


Next Mario secured his place in the final. I got extremely angry at this point. Mario is a dick. Simples. Ever since Shabby put him up for eviction from the Save & Replace task and he said "I've worked harder than any of you to get my housemate status!" I took an instant dislike to him and that was in week 2. He's such a sore loser and not a nice person. Only thinking of himself and what he can get out of things. His face said it all when he was booed after getting his place in the final. He looked pretty shocked and gutted. I pray to god he does not win. LOOK! More reason to hate Mario!


Disaster struck next when it was announced Corin was evicted. While many people dislike Corin and claim she's fake, I loved her. She was hilarious. We always need a dumb one every year, but while Corin was that girl, she brought something else to the house. I believe she is genuine and a good person. I would be pleased to call her my friend because she'd always ask if I'm lovin' it or if I'm buzzin'! And I would be too! Gutted for her.


Next JJ got a place in the final. My opinion on him is really the same as Andrew. He's there but he does nothing. Pointless really. How he got in the final I don't know!


More devastating news next. If you read last fridays blog, then you would have read me hating on Sam Pepper. It's funny how things can change in a week. Sam Pepper was evicted and I was shocked and gutted. I grew to like him even though he was still a royal knobhead. He spiced up a boring house and caused draaamaaa and controversy which is what Big Brother is all about. It would have been great to see him in the final alongside his fremeny Josie. 


Dave was given a place in the final. I really disliked Dave when he entered Big Brother land and for many weeks after. But he got his hair cut and a began to like him. He changed for the better and I'm glad he's in the final. It's all in the glory because he's hammered drunk on the love of his lord!


Finally! JOHN JAMES WAS EVICTED. John James totally screwed himself over this week. He's been a hit and miss for the majority of the series with me, but this week he made my mind up. He's a prick. How dare he bully Corin because she wanted to put her make up on even though the task was not to do the predictable. It was awful to watch. And then he later refuses to wear a crab costume for the same task? That is called being a hypocrite! He is a terrible person and his "relationship" with Josie is so fake. I believe she genuinely loves him but he's a total FAKE! I am so glad he did not make the final and I hope he's never heard of again. That's probably not going to happen since all the magazines will want him for interviews and tell-all's. Knobhead. 


So for the Big Brother 2010 final we have:

Andrew

Dave

JJ

Josie

Mario


I think from that lot, it's clear Josie is going to win and earn a place in Ultimate Big Brother. What do you think of tonight's evictions and who do you think will win?


Make sure you tune in for the Big Brother final and the start of Ultimate Big Brother, Tuesday from 8pm Channel 4. 

Porno Producer!

onWhen we first heard that Spencer Pratt was looking into 'producing' things, we didn't expect him to produce in the porn world... Actually this doesn't suprise me.

The shocking news is... he is one of the stars!

Yes... The Spedi Porno is being discussed! Words have be spoken about Spencer releasing a sex tape him and Heidi made together!

That man is seriously demented! Yet his constant outrageousness continues to make us laugh, alot!

I bet you, this porno will get more views than Kim Kardashians and Paris Hiltons sex tape!

I wonder what Heidi makes of this!

Thoughts?

OMD

MTV VMA's 2010 - A Look Back At 2009

I freaking love the VMA's! I've watched it every year since I can remember. Last year was immense. I mean it was simply fantastic and full of draaamaaa.


First, what made this VMA's so epic was the trailer. Yes you read correct. It was amazing. Don't believe me?

Starring: Cobra Starship, Leighton Meester, Ne-Yo, Katy Perry, Russell Brand and Taylor Swift! How amazing right? And there was this cheeky little trailer too



Anyway on to the actual 2009 show it's self.
First this happened:

I wasn't exactly a fan of Michael Jackson. I did like some of his songs but I wouldn't call myself a fan. It was sad when he died and I remember the night well. Facebook went crazy! This tribute was fantastic and with Janet Jackson doing it, it was great. An amazing way to kick off the show.


Then this draaamaaa went down:

Sorry about the quality. It's all I could find. Kanye West became the most hated man in America by doing this. Even President Obama (not Osama) called him a 'jackass' lmfao. I personally was shocked and angry at first but found it funny once everyone started making a huge deal out of it. Kanye is only just getting his popularity back now.


Then Taylor began the nations new sweetheart and sang this:

It really was a great performance.


Then this beautiful woman gave a stunning performance:

I freaking LOVE Lady GaGa. She is simply fantastic. She is our generation's Madonna. I've been to see her once and it was one of the best nights of my life. I would love to go see her again and I really hope she preforms at this years VMA's.


The amazing performances kept on coming when this woman took to the stage:

This is one hell of a performance to go with a truly fantastic song. It could be the best song she's ever done. and yes Kayne, the video was pretty kickass! We all want to do that dance routine, just admit it.


Finally, there was one last killer performance to shock us all and shock it did.

WOW. My heart was in mouth the entire time. What a legend.




So moving on to this year's VMA's. The host has confirmed today as Chelsea Hadler! -silence- Don't worry, I have no idea who she is either but let's watch this.



Confirmed Performers are B.o.B, Deadmau5, Drake, Florence + The Machine, Justin Bieber and Kanye West.


Also Lady GaGa broke the record of nominations. She scored a whopping 18! That includes the awards in which she is featured like Video Phone by Beyonce featuring Lady GaGa. Well done you!

Vampire Diaries Season 2 Trailer

Check out the newly released trailer for the sexy CW show The Vampire Diaries.

Welcome back Damon, Stefan, Kathryn and all the other ridiculously good looking cast. You have been missed by us all. Mainly me, Melissa and Nicole.


No UK return date set yet.