TOWIE 6th April 2011

WARNING! This programmes contains flash cars, big watches and Harry in a leotard. The tan you see might be fake, but the people are all real although some of what they do has been set up purely for your entertainment. 

Previously:

• Lydia had an argument with Arg because she thinks he doesn't love her anymore. :(
• Joey Essex is still pining after Lucy.
• Big drama between Kirk and Lauren Pope!

Cue Titles!

What happened:

• Joey Essex is incredibly vain. That is all. Reem is my new favourite word. 
• Lauren Pope and Maria discuss last night events, both looking like they would in the morning. WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT?
• Lucy tells Sam what happens last night! Giggles all round. Lesbianism is suggested. I agree. 
• Joey Essex cannot take his eyes of the mirror. Amazing. 
• Mark and 'Larg' play golf. My days.
• Lydia and Lauren talk about 'Larg'.
• IT'S HARRY'S BIRTHDAY! Harry and Amy check out a venue for his party. Bitch knows what he wants
• Ahh one of those famous Essex phone calls between 'Larg' and Lydia. WHERE'S MR DARCY? 
• Mark and Lauren are looking for a dog. This can only end in disaster. 
• Kirk arrives in his pimp car and talks to Lauren Pope. Knob cheese.
• Mark and Lauren annoy they hell out of me but they've chosen the cutest dog ever!
• Lauren Pope is stupid if she gets back with Kirk and I will start not to like her.
• Amy, Sam and Harry are talking about his party! I can't believe he's only 17!
• Lauren Pope and Maria talk about Kirk. Boring me now. 
• Oh. My. Days, Harry is dressed as Lady GaGa. Brilliant. On to the party!
• So here's the crack. It's Harry's birthday and there's obviously a fancy dress theme! Harry is Lady GaGa, Jess is Marilyn Monroe, Lydia is Legally Blonde, Arg is Fred Flinstone, Mark and Lauren are John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John from Grease, Lucy is Betty Boop, Amy is Jessica Rabbit, Gemma is a playboy bunny (SKANK), Sam is Ursula Andress (what is that?), Billie is Wonder Woman, Lauren Pope is Pamela Anderson from Baywatch, Kirk is Superman, Maira is Geri Halliwell, Joey Essex is Beach Ken, Chloe is Lara Croft and last but definitely not least NANNY PAT IS THE QUEEN!!
• Everyone is here, let the party commence!
• Lydia and Mark talk about the Arg situation. 
• Joey Essex talks to  Lucy! Tells her she's missed the boat, after she tells him she likes him! Amazing.
• Harry performs a Lady GaGa dance. Nice. 
• Lydia and Arg get back together. Yay!
• Happy Birthday Harry!! 
• Kirk and Maria have an awkward conversation and a fight. Lovely. 
• Ohmylordy. STEAMY KISS BETWEEN SAM AND JOEY ESSEX! (while Mark watches) :O

That's your lot. See you next Sunday!