4th April 2011 Round-Up

So what happened on this fine Monday? Glad you asked really, here's your round-up for today!


1. Wor Cheryl has been confirmed for US X Factor?


Apparently so. Confirmed judge L.A Reid (still no idea who he is) was quoted saying that he had no idea who the 4th judge was but he hoped they have a good connection with himself, Simon and Cheryl. Cat out the bag much? Let's ask this question though. Should Cheryl judge the American version of X Factor? I mean really. In my opinion, I don't think she should. First of all if she did, it would dampen my hopes of Girls Aloud getting back together at some point before 2012. Second of all, I'm not sure if the America population know who you are? And will they have the same reaction to you as we did, I highly doubt it. Just stick to the UK version Cheryl man. American readers! This question goes to you! Do you know who Cheryl Cole is? (don't use google)


2. The Vampire Diaries is back!





After another small break, one of my favourite TV Shows is back for it's final 6 episodes of the season and by the looks of things, their gonna be deadly! VD returns to UK screens on 12th April on ITV2! Exciting!


3. Kedollarsignha is touring the UK!


I love that skank but I hate her because she's not coming to where I live. Ke$ha has announced she will be touring the UK for the first time headlining. There's only a few dates which is quite shocking considering how big and well known she is. Confused. Anyway, here's the dates and where she's playing:

• June 23 & 24 -Glastonbury Festival
• July 3 - Birmingham Academy
• July 9 - T in the Park Festival
• July 11- Manchester Apollo
• July 13 - London HMV Hammersmith Apollo

If your lucky enough to live near those places or happen to be going to those festivals, I have a strong dislike towards you, unless you take me with you of course. Then I'll be your best friend forever :)

4. Adele is a record breaker!

She's really going places isn't she? And don't we all know it. Adele has broke yet another record with her massive album 21. On Sunday it charted again at the top spot becoming the first album in 25 years to hold onto Number 1 for 10 consecutive weeks. Her debut album also sits on number 2 and is the second best selling album of 2011 so far, after of course 21. Impressive isn't even the word to describe her success. 

5. Fancy some Glee news?

Well here's some amazing news. You might already know that a future episode (18 to be exact) will feature around Lady GaGa's smash song 'Born This Way'. Apparently the episode has so much stuff going on, it's been extended to 90 minutes! Brilliant. Executive producer Ian Brennan confirmed the extension after it was rumoured last week. He said that he is very excited because they have to cut down most episodes and throw away alot of good stuff, and now with this episode they get more screen time. I bet it's going to be amazing! 

Yeah so I went to see Katy Perry

AND IT WAS AMAZING!

Having got the tickets sometime last year, I've definitely been looking forward to this and I'm so happy it's finally happened! 

She was fantastic! Like genuinely great. It had a great storyline to it, her vocals were perfect, the dance routines, the costumes, everything! I liked how she actually talked to us and it didn't sound scripted and she involved the auidence and even pulled some on stage! Gutted I wasn't chosen to go up but nevermind! I highly recommend you go see her if you ever get the chance! Easily one of the best nights I've had, even if I was crippled afterwards and had to limp home. 


Here's some photos!

Yeah, we had a poster. Got told to put it down though :/

Yeah she's wearing a catsuit. NOM

TOWIE - 3rd April 2011

Warning! This programme contains flash cars, big watches and Amy Childs in a teeny weeny bikini. The tans you see might be fake, but the people are all real, although some of what they do has been set up purely for your entertainment. 

So, believe it or not were on to episode 5 already! Crazy times! 

Previously:

• Amy chose Paloma has her new assistant in the beauty salon and gave her a make over. She looks dreadful. 
• Kirk broke up with Lauren Pope. It was sad times. 
• Lydia's crazy mam picked on poor Arg. 
• Joey Essex tried it on with Lucy yet again, and failed miserably yet again.
• Chloe revealed she has a daughter. I had to pick my jaw of the floor. 
• Arg continues to battle his weight issues.
• Lauren cooked Mark's family a meal and then Mark left to create drama. Wonderful. 

Cue titles. 

Here's what happened: 

• Amy tries on some clothes in Minnies (Sam and Billie's shop) and we learn a new phrase. 'Skank out'. I hope it catches on. 
• Kirk's pervy dad bought him a car. More reason to dislike them.
• Lauren has coffee with her sister Nicola and they talk about shit. I'm beginning to bore myself! 
• Back to Amy and her huge boobs which cause problems when trying clothes on. You can't help but laugh really. 
• Lauren Pope moans to Maria about Kirk. 
• Ew. It's Gemma. or Pointless Gemma as I like to call her because she is in fact pointless and vile. Kirk shows up in his new car like a pimp or something and talks to Amy and PG while they stand in the rain. He's lovely. MORE reason to dislike him. 
• Arg tries on some of Mark's clothes as he sits their randomly shirtless and insults him. SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. 
• Lydia's making some sort of photo album full of her and Arg while her scary mam irons. The Life <3 
• Time to party bitches! Mark reckons he's in love with Lauren. Nar. He's a knob basically and I'm gonna stop listening to what he says. AND THE A BOMBSHELL DROPS. Mark says Arg has been cheating on Lydia? :o
• Amy tells Kirk he needs to go into a black room and meditate. Brilliant. 
• Chloe and Joey Essex ask each other what various body parts are saying about them. It's all very odd. Also he reckons he's gonna try his luck with Lucy again. Chloe doesn't look optimistic.
• Speaking of, Kirk tries it on with Lucy and apparently succeeds because he's a man not a boy like Joey. No Lucy, he's a knob jockey, don't say I didn't warn you!
• Maria gets a massage from Paloma while Amy sits and chats about boobs and this new fake tan which you inject and it turns you orange. How horrifying. Oh and how Lauren Pope is after the break-up.
• Arg tells Lydia he and his dad have bought a derelict house for them to move into. Arg doesn't know what derelict means. Suddenly out of nowhere they have a huge argument because Lydia feels Arg doesn't love her anymore. FEEL THE NEED TO HUG LYDIA!
• Lauren Pope and Maria are out for drinks. UH OH! Who is this walking through the door? It's only bloody Kirk on a date with Lucy!
• Nanny Pat is showing Mark her wedding photos and they talk about the differences between weddings then and now. Nanny Pat <3
• Back to where the drama is, Kirk tries to talk to Lauren Pope in private but she doesn't want to. She tells him to call the date off and then she'll talk to him. Poor Lucy. Maria starts having a go at him. He calls her an extra. BRILLIANT. Breaking the 4th wall or what! Kirk walks off and then they start having a go at poor Lucy! Maria is totally out of order calling her a slag! Totally unfair! Sad times. Kirk comes back and constantly says he can't do this. GO AWAY and leave poor Lauren Pope alone. Uuugh. 

And that's your lot. Eventful right? What did you guys think? Who's excited for wednesday?