Yeah so I went to see Katy Perry

AND IT WAS AMAZING!

Having got the tickets sometime last year, I've definitely been looking forward to this and I'm so happy it's finally happened! 

She was fantastic! Like genuinely great. It had a great storyline to it, her vocals were perfect, the dance routines, the costumes, everything! I liked how she actually talked to us and it didn't sound scripted and she involved the auidence and even pulled some on stage! Gutted I wasn't chosen to go up but nevermind! I highly recommend you go see her if you ever get the chance! Easily one of the best nights I've had, even if I was crippled afterwards and had to limp home. 


Here's some photos!

Yeah, we had a poster. Got told to put it down though :/

Yeah she's wearing a catsuit. NOM

TOWIE - 3rd April 2011

Warning! This programme contains flash cars, big watches and Amy Childs in a teeny weeny bikini. The tans you see might be fake, but the people are all real, although some of what they do has been set up purely for your entertainment. 

So, believe it or not were on to episode 5 already! Crazy times! 

Previously:

• Amy chose Paloma has her new assistant in the beauty salon and gave her a make over. She looks dreadful. 
• Kirk broke up with Lauren Pope. It was sad times. 
• Lydia's crazy mam picked on poor Arg. 
• Joey Essex tried it on with Lucy yet again, and failed miserably yet again.
• Chloe revealed she has a daughter. I had to pick my jaw of the floor. 
• Arg continues to battle his weight issues.
• Lauren cooked Mark's family a meal and then Mark left to create drama. Wonderful. 

Cue titles. 

Here's what happened: 

• Amy tries on some clothes in Minnies (Sam and Billie's shop) and we learn a new phrase. 'Skank out'. I hope it catches on. 
• Kirk's pervy dad bought him a car. More reason to dislike them.
• Lauren has coffee with her sister Nicola and they talk about shit. I'm beginning to bore myself! 
• Back to Amy and her huge boobs which cause problems when trying clothes on. You can't help but laugh really. 
• Lauren Pope moans to Maria about Kirk. 
• Ew. It's Gemma. or Pointless Gemma as I like to call her because she is in fact pointless and vile. Kirk shows up in his new car like a pimp or something and talks to Amy and PG while they stand in the rain. He's lovely. MORE reason to dislike him. 
• Arg tries on some of Mark's clothes as he sits their randomly shirtless and insults him. SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. 
• Lydia's making some sort of photo album full of her and Arg while her scary mam irons. The Life <3 
• Time to party bitches! Mark reckons he's in love with Lauren. Nar. He's a knob basically and I'm gonna stop listening to what he says. AND THE A BOMBSHELL DROPS. Mark says Arg has been cheating on Lydia? :o
• Amy tells Kirk he needs to go into a black room and meditate. Brilliant. 
• Chloe and Joey Essex ask each other what various body parts are saying about them. It's all very odd. Also he reckons he's gonna try his luck with Lucy again. Chloe doesn't look optimistic.
• Speaking of, Kirk tries it on with Lucy and apparently succeeds because he's a man not a boy like Joey. No Lucy, he's a knob jockey, don't say I didn't warn you!
• Maria gets a massage from Paloma while Amy sits and chats about boobs and this new fake tan which you inject and it turns you orange. How horrifying. Oh and how Lauren Pope is after the break-up.
• Arg tells Lydia he and his dad have bought a derelict house for them to move into. Arg doesn't know what derelict means. Suddenly out of nowhere they have a huge argument because Lydia feels Arg doesn't love her anymore. FEEL THE NEED TO HUG LYDIA!
• Lauren Pope and Maria are out for drinks. UH OH! Who is this walking through the door? It's only bloody Kirk on a date with Lucy!
• Nanny Pat is showing Mark her wedding photos and they talk about the differences between weddings then and now. Nanny Pat <3
• Back to where the drama is, Kirk tries to talk to Lauren Pope in private but she doesn't want to. She tells him to call the date off and then she'll talk to him. Poor Lucy. Maria starts having a go at him. He calls her an extra. BRILLIANT. Breaking the 4th wall or what! Kirk walks off and then they start having a go at poor Lucy! Maria is totally out of order calling her a slag! Totally unfair! Sad times. Kirk comes back and constantly says he can't do this. GO AWAY and leave poor Lauren Pope alone. Uuugh. 

And that's your lot. Eventful right? What did you guys think? Who's excited for wednesday?

3rd April 2011 Round-Up

Sunday is normally a slow news day but let's have a gander at what happened then.




1. BIG BROTHER IS BACK! 


There's been plenty of rumor and speculation that Channel Five had picked up the Big Brother format after Channel 4 sadly dropped it last year, and today it's been reported that Big Brother WILL return this summer! The Daily Star (a very respectable newspaper) has claimed Channel Five which is currently going through a reinvention phase has signed a 5 year deal with BB creators Endemol. Appaz the show will return for a 4 week celebrity series in August, followed by a regular series in September. 

Seems kinda odd and quick to me, but I love Big Brother. Whether it'll be the same or as good as it once was is another thing. There won't be any Davina McCall as host because she's said her goodbyes and left the house. So who will host the show? Will there still be a Geordie narrator? Who will be the celebrity contestants? Will it be just as good? Hmms. Let's hope so. I'll give it a year before I decide whether to apply to go on it ;)


2. Charlie Sheen is a joke.


I don't know if you've heard of this guy called Charlie Sheen? There was the whole drama over him being crazy and fired from this show he's in called Two and a Half Men. It wasn't reported that much so I don't blame you for not knowing about it. ANYWAY he went on, what, some sort of comedy tour? is that what it is? Yeah we'll go with that. A comedy tour, which sold out in minutes. He debuted last night in the good city of Detroit and the audience was less than pleased and booed him of the stage after 15 minutes. That's what I like to call awkward. Sheen didn't return to the stage after the intermission. 


3. Hello! New album from Beyonce in June?


I love me some Beyonce like. What a woman! After the amazement of her last album, could she do any better? Probably. According to reports, Beyonce, who just recently ended her profession relationship with her father Mathew Knowles has played 6 new tracks to her label bosses and they could not be happier. One has said "It was just amazing. These songs, the best description I can give them is groudbreaking. She's gone to another level." Once he removed his head from her arse that is. Her new album will be be released in June to coincide with her Glastonbury Festival performance. Handy ;) looking forward to it though!


4. Don't worry though, she's still, she's still Jenny from the Block. It's fine!


You've probably heard Jennifer Lopez's new track 'On The Floor' with Pitbull by now right? I mean where have you been if you haven't heard it. SHAME ON YOU, because it is a bloody good song and it's only gone and knocked Adele off the top spot in the UK Charts! FINALLY. Not that I don't love Adele and that song but come on, surely people still couldn't be buying it! Every household in Britain must have a copy. Seriously though, congratulations on your 3rd UK Number One Jennifer Lopez. It's well deserved and I cannot wait for your album to hit at the end of this month. I'm gonna be honest with you, I think, your back! Niice. 


Oh also there was a Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards and people got slimed and people won crappy awards. Meh is the word I choose to use to describe that event. 


ALSO look out for a post dedicated to our beloved Essex tomorrow where I'll be taking a look at tonight's scrumptious episode, after of course I've got back FROM GOING TO SEE KATY PERRY! Yes! Expect a post about that too! EXCITING TIMES PEOPLE!


In a bit. 

2nd April 2011 Round-Up

So what happened today in the world of celebrity and TV and movies and music and stuff? Glad you asked because here's your daily round up ;)




1. Simon Cowell will appear on our X Factor?


Yeah, I'm sick of hearing about it too, but lets be honest, it's news worthy. There's been lots of talk over the past few months about who will be on the X Factor judging panel on both sides of the Atlantic. So it looks like Simon  WILL continue to judge our version as it was rumoured he wouldn't.

I AM GOD! 

Let's be real here for a second. The UK X Factor would not be the same without our beloved Simon! He's partly the reason we watch it because he's brutally honest with the terrible singers which we all love! Imagine watching the show without his witty comments or his dislike of twins and Louis Walsh! Imagine. How boring would it be? While this is all just hear say, I really don't think Simon will leave us for America. If he can do both shows that would be great. Just nap on the jet yeah?


2. Essex/Blue drama!


I know you have all been watching the new series of TOWIE! And you've been loving it right? So we have a few new characters and one of them being Chloe Sims who just recently revealed she has a child! After i picked my jaw up of the floor, today it was revealed by Simon Webb's (from Blue) girlfriend that she found him in bed with Chloe Sims! DRAMA ALERT! Obviously she decided to sell her story to a newspaper and said she found them her on top of him in their bed and she was devastated. Both Simon Webb and Chloe from Essex deny the accusations from the girl that SOLD HER STORY TO THE NEWSPAPERS EXPOSING HER FAMOUS BOYFRIEND AS A CHEAT JUST BEFORE HE'S ABOUT THE REPRESENT HIS COUNTRY AT EUROVISION. Yeah.


3. Here! The Hangover Part II has a new trailer!


Let's have a deeks:





Amazing. Comes out 27th May 2011 which is actually quite soon so yay! Hands up if your excited?


4. Nicole Scherzinger has gone back to the studio.


Wait! Didn't you just release your debut album? Why are you going back in the studio to record new material when you have an album full of amazing song waiting to be released so I can dance to in the clubs? CLUB BANGER NATION? WET? SAY YES? KILLER LOVER? Anyone of those would do nicely while I'm out in Mushroom having a jug of Skittles with one straw! Just sayin'. If you haven't listened to her album yet, I highly recommend it! It's brilliant! 


And that's it for today! In a bit!

Time to Return!

Hey guys,

I've been putting this off for ages now. I've always been meaning to return to the blog but things just got in the way and quite frankly I couldn't be bothered (story of my life, just ask anyone who knows me) but I realized I actually miss it! So it's the start of a new month and it's time to come back! 

So yeah, expect some activity now. 

Sameesh :)

Lady GaGa debuts 'Born This Way'

Hello! It really has been a while hasn't. Sorry about that! It's been a crazy few weeks with my birthday and many nights out and trips to London and so forth, but today, I felt I should return because GaGa has finally let us have a listen to the overly-hyped 'Born This Way'. Here it is:

Okay, so I completely forgot that this was even being released! I've been in London with college for a couple of days and I've been totally out of touch with the celebrity gossip world, so much so it almost killed me! I am obviously lying. But anyway, while sitting in one of the many, many, many London Starbucks, with my friend's Macbook, I saw a Facebook status about the song and I suddenly remembered that the song would hit people's ears finally! I immediately found it and listened with my friend in silence. 

My initial reaction was meh. I'm sad to say I did not love it straight away like I thought I would. I remember hearing 'Bad Romance' for the very first time, and it's was just so amazing that you just wanted to constantly listen to it. Same when Britters released 'Hold It Against Me'. I literally had it on repeat for 3 hours!

So yes, I am not a lover yet, but please don't get me wrong. I am a huge GaGa fan and I do like the song, but unfortunately it was waaaay over-hyped. This song will not change music and it is not the future (because it sounds like something from the 80's). All those amazing things that people said about the track, it's really all bullshit. The only thing I could possibly agree with, is that it's going to be massive. It's Lady GaGa. There's no doubt that this song will go to Number 1 in many countries. It's already at the top of the iTunes chart in over 21 countries including this one. 

I just feel a bit letdown. As a fan really. I mean, yes I like the song, but the way it was talked about, especially by Perez Hilton, it was just to over-hyped and did not live up to it. I went onto to my beloved DigitalSpy before and saw the main headline that read : "GaGa fans divided over new single" Understandable, and to be perfectly honest I'm glad I am not that only one that feels let down. If you look through the forums, there's lots of negative comments towards the song. While, I agree with some parts of what they say, I do like the song. It's not bad or terrible at all. It's catchy and dancey and makes me feel good when I listen to it, but it's not what I was expecting which is a shame really, but we still have the album to look forward to in May! Will it be as controversial as this track?

Also can anyone like hear Madonna's 'Express Yourself' when you listen to it. I didn't hear it during the first listen, but then a friend pointed it out and I heard it instantly, as have many other people. Hmm. 

Enough about my opinions, I want to hear yours! Let me know what you think of the most talked about song at the moment, down below! :)

Bye!

No More Heroes

Heroes is officially dead and gone. 

UK TV Start Dates

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Anne Hathaway land Catwoman role

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What's Kelly going to do without Regis?

Regis Philbin has announced he is retiring from Live With. 

The Inbetweeners go on a rude road trip

The show may be over but the boys are still here!

Deathly Hallows Part 2 changes important scene

Okay so we've had Part 1. Now it's time for Part 2 and it's been revealed that a character's death scene has been changed from the books. Go back if you don't want to be spoiled! 

The 2010-2011 TV Season - The Event ain't no FlashForward

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Popular character cut from new Spider-Man film

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